Lighten Up Francis! Below is a list of uncommon items, how many of them do you think you could successfully sell by the roadside?
I felt bad for being too heavy with the whole ‘derivatives will destroy the world‘ so in penance I offer up this little nugget of absurdity. Truth by told, I do not even remember who to credit for this little gem. I have been lugging it around for years and periodically rereading it for laughs.